Manjunath Revisited
In the light of recent discussions, It is clear how Nilu should have reacted in the case of this death.
He should have waited a year and written a novel alleging an inappropriate relationship between Manjunath and the Petrol Bunk owner. The dipstick that Manjunath used to measure petrol adulteration could have acquired an entirely new meaning. Chandrahas would have written a glowing review of it, Amardeep Singh of Sepia Mutiny would have called the novel very rewarding and Gaurav Sabnis would have defended it stoutly, saying it is an autonomous creation, which should be considered independently of the author´s vices.
When you want to make heroes out of your own dead, even after they havent done anything significant in life, it might help remembering not to defecate on the graves of other heroes.
Tags: contradictions
February 29th, 2008 at 2:46 am
Pukers cant take someone puking on their pukes!
February 29th, 2008 at 3:15 am
I thought Sabnis’ love for me was unconditional.
February 29th, 2008 at 3:16 am
Puking on someone’s puke can only happen as a physiological reaction to puke that sets off a chain.
Puking on a puke because you think the original puke inducing thing was not sufficiently puke inducing makes someone looks like a fool.
February 29th, 2008 at 3:31 am
GF is puking all over. Its all over for pukers!
February 29th, 2008 at 3:33 am
….makes someone looks like a fool - Freudian Slip?
February 29th, 2008 at 5:00 am
LOL! This post is so pathetic, it is almost Shivam-esque. Please leave the art of flame-baiting to real experts like Nilu. From you, it seems more like phlegm-bait.
Nilu, here’s your assignment. Write a 150 word post about Manjunath which will get under my skin. We must make sure avataram learns to do at least one thing properly before he croaks.
February 29th, 2008 at 5:06 am
And he links to himself!
February 29th, 2008 at 10:13 am
ennada edhu avan unnakku homework-lan tharan.
Enalaya thanga mudiyala.
March 1st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Avataram,
Losing respect for you etc. Why must you try to ‘out-clever’ Nilu? Recession is that bad?
March 2nd, 2008 at 12:02 am
Ritwik, shut up.
March 2nd, 2008 at 4:56 am
Nilu,
You’re a pathetic side-show on your own blog. And you’re not even smart enough to be at the centre of the whole sub-prime meltdown. Why do you even try?
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 am
chee — manjunath revisited. when I read that I though you were going to write about the Tv serial malgudi days.
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Try a? Shut up, no.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:39 am
As Keynes said long ago.. “It is better that a man should tyrannize over his bank balance than over his fellow citizens”. All that excess testosterone that got spent on trading has to go somewhere now.
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:52 am
please stop brining in people like sainik sabnis into your posts. it hurts…badly…see you have made him all happy now and he is giving assignments. gawd…