Archive for March, 2008

Amit Varma explained

Monday, March 31st, 2008
More generally, the ill-researched piece brings to light the reasons people with real day jobs tend to dismiss the views and opinions held by most freelance econo-journos (Sauvik Chakraverti of ToI comes to mind immediately). Loads of armchair theorising, a reluctance to get some real data and scrutinise it before forming opinions and passing judgements, the tendency to interpret facts so as to suit long-held theories rather than allowing one’s ideologies to be moulded by facts, the tendency to make this-solution-will-end-all-woes kind of pronouncements, a ridiculous lack of awareness about the government and its bodies, and a compulsive desire to pronounce every single govt functionary as corrupt, conniving with the criminals. Mint claims to be fighting for the cause of “freedom”, economic and social. It would do itself a great favour by ensuring its opinion pieces are tighter and less shallow. Of course, irrespective of whether they make sense or not, Amit will root for them.

Also, the reason for general decline in standards is the non-exclusivity of education. Amit Varma will not be writing idiotic pieces if the non-brahmins did not learn how to read.

Namma friendu vaidi kku

Monday, March 31st, 2008

If you are attempting humor wise, you can’t be otherwise.

Else, you should learn evolutionary biology. Since this boy is an expert in dealing with pult and in evolutionary biology, simultaneously, I will let him puke the puke.

Chepauk

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Madras is not Bombay; or North India.

The several non-Madras people and their new found love for Chepauk reminds me of the idiot yuppies who discovered Rajini. A popular quip — from Harsha Bhogle to Gaurav Sabnis, whatever that gamut means, is — Chepauk is and has always meant a sporting wicket in an Indian sense. Quick turn, true bounce and a quick outfield. The sad thing about Madras is, its original residents are now in the Bay Area and no longer care enough to save their beloved Chepauk from marauding North Indians. The non-brahmins from Southern Tamil Nadu who now live in places vacated by those who once visited Chepauk, have long looked at Cricket as a yardstick for proving their own sophistication.

Asal Madras people, such as this woman’s family, will tell you what Chepauk was in the 70s. Fast and furious. Not sporting — just fast and bouncy. They will also offer their own theories on drift and swing after 2 PM when the sea breeze set in; apart from admonishing the concrete structures that have taken away that balancing aspect between the bat and ball. If you do not believe the people who watched all the games, you could ask a certain Bob Willis who still swears by the Chepauk pitch. He rated it to be quicker than Perth or Jamaica — and having bowled at all three venues, maybe he knows better.

Starting from the 70s is a good cut-off, since Test Cricket in Madras returned to Chepauk from the Corporation ground in the 60s. Consider average runs for a wicket over each decade: in the 70s it was 22.8, in the 80s it was 42.2, in the 90s it was 33.8 and so far in this century it has been about 35.5. Since the 90s, people around the world have been complaining how the game has become increasingly one sided in favor of the batsmen even in Test cricket — flatter pitches, better bats, more protection equipment and favorable rules. The progressive increase in average in the last two decades, even if by only two runs per wicket, can be attributed to that. However, the startling increase in the average runs scored per wicket by a factor of two in the 80s, compared to the 70s, is something all the recent converts seem to either ignore or be ignorant of.

The famous tied Test, which seems to be quoted often, was famous only because Greg Matthews was called Kirukku Mathews; he even picked up the man of the match award for being a crowd favorite. That was actually a boring Test match dominated by the Aussies for four days and made interesting by a brave/complacent declaration. The other enduring memory of the 80s Chepauk is a young Sivaramakrishnan being swept by Fowler and Gatting for 652.

Then came the most disgraceful part of India’s Test history: the Wadekar, Azhar & Kumble combine. Which basically destroyed pitches across the nation. Rajesh Chauhan and Ashish Kapoor played for India. QED.

Thankfully, destroying an already destroyed pitch had some strange result. The once fast and furious Chepauk, made flat in the 80s, got to the stage we are at. Resulting in bounce and quick turn, as opposed to rest of India — where the turn is slow and hence easy to negotiate. Lack of preparation this time, caused by bad weather leading up to the Test, showed us how we still are in the 80s before the digging up operation prior to each Test. Poignantly, Anil Kumble is now the captain.

Now, if you are claiming Chepauk to be a sporting pitch, please tell me — what is it that you actually mean.

Amit Varma was on TV

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Avataram mentioned something about Utopia and Dystopia sometime back. I have now decided, it’s a convenient prism to classify mankind into Others and Maanga.

While the dichotomy is meaningless, its futility cannot be fathomed by those within. QED.

Dear North Indians,

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

You don’t even know what the best part is and how one should wait for it.

No self respecting Tamil will pick on an editorial by Ram; only his response to the Reader’s editor should be.

Nilu

Liberal type people are confusing

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Why does status quo have to be preserved in terms of the planet and not society?

On Holmes and Watson

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

“A high technology that started with the charkha as a base is more likely to serve up experimentalists and theorists that respond to India’s technical needs. It might even be the Lego block of a thriving Indian technical culture.” 

I thought that this slow article was leading up to advising increased use of the seven percent solution in Indian universities, but it led all the way back to charkha usage! Maybe my khadi underwear will be spun by an Indian Sherlock Holmes in the future.

Idiot South Africans,

Monday, March 24th, 2008
The way the wicket has been prepared, it’s going to be a spinner’s paradise. We’ve had trips to the subcontinent recently and the guys are playing spin as well as they’ve ever played. I think the myth that South Africans do not play spin well is pretty much out of the window now.

Two words: Chepauk, SG.

Thathuvvam

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

Patriotism is an error in judgment — of the boundary of your city.

PS: Apropos to this. I know, this sounds lame. But sounded quite profound in my head. And in my defense, I don’t have much to cover it.

Question

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

Five years on, where is the oil? And, why are the idiot Americans wanting change and not cheaper fuel?

Like a policeman in Pondicherry said, vellaya iruntha foreign kaaran.