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Why Gauravan sucks

He manages to write poorly even when a story gifts itself.

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9 Responses to “Why Gauravan sucks”

  1. avataram Says:
    May 20th, 2008 at 8:55 am

    The marathi manoos´s idea of an upmarket restaurant is one in which two men dress as a dancing cow! No wonder the cuisine is not popular.

  2. Sriram Says:
    May 20th, 2008 at 9:05 am

    Until now I was wondering why there were so many tea stalls in the vivekananda lane, adjacent to the Dubai bus stand. Now I know.

  3. Gaurav Says:
    May 20th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Why don’t you like me, Nilu?

  4. huh Says:
    May 20th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    why you care how gauravan writes, is he a reporter or what ?
    Here is some idiotic banter from 2 reporters who actually get paid for writing.

    Chinki Sinha, Reporter, Utica Observer-Dispatch
    “Reporters don’t know or care about the issues they cover. A reporter here once asked me if they had pizzas in India. I did not know what to say.”

    salil tripathi, Reporter, Mint
    “why should a reporter in a local newspaper in upstate NY know if there are pizzas in India? I don’t know if they have a restaurant serving lamb curry in Utica. ”

    So our famous Mint reporter thinks knowing about lamb curry in Utica, a tiny town of 60,000 people, is equivalent to knowing about pizza in India, a country of 1,200,000,000 people. Maha savugraki.

  5. avataram Says:
    May 21st, 2008 at 2:56 am

    I feel causality moves the other way to what Gaurav says. Their food makes marathi manoos averse to migration. Marathi food is notoriously flatulent and….. so, the marathi manoos has never wanted to be very far from a loo or a train track. As those near the train track were liable to get into accidents, there were too many half arsed marathi manoos roaming around Bombay. Moved by their plight, Baba Amte set up many Sulabh Shauchalayas, which greatly eased their plight.

    As PL Deshpande has said, the day the marathi manoos stops worrying about his next sandas, the marathas will become a great people.

  6. punnakku Says:
    May 21st, 2008 at 8:00 am

    VadaPav Sabudannis’s writing deserves so much analyses?

  7. sanket Says:
    May 21st, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    The primary reason for the failure of marathi food is the fact that they cut their chapatis and bhakris into four quarters. Everything else is less important.

  8. tasty Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    The write-up was alright. The liberal sprinkling of “causality” and other such words were unnecessary. Why does he keep using the word “immigrate” when he means “migrate”.

    Yes, the Grammar Police is here and you better watch out.

  9. punnakku Says:
    May 26th, 2008 at 6:58 am

    tasty, when you get used to gauravan, you will realise that poor logic and bad grammar are his calling cards. Freeya-vidu mame

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