Didn’t mean to hurt you Oscar!

I called you names, fool - I believe, and also a pea-shooter. Not that offensive, really.

But thank you for using your iPhone to read my post during your toilet break, and thank you for losing the match against Mathieu. See, it wasn’t that hard.

Believe me, you don’t deserve to win a second round match at a Grand Slam, much less at RG. Don’t let your supporters fool you. I know they call you ‘king’, but its actually an inside joke that neither Google nor Babel translator can help you with.

You are a disgrace to all one handed backhanders in the world. Well, not all, of course. Robredo is doing a good job getting himself off that list.

I know its too late to play futures, but whats wrong with challengers? I am sure a dozen shanks per set off the backhand can still get you to a tie break at that level. And then you can pea-shoot yourself to another loss.

I really don’t want to see you again on TV or on any live stream I am watching. I don’t mind having a game with you, but try not to hog the center courts at Grand Slams, please.

Again, I didn’t mean to hurt you Oscar. And thank you for reading themaanga.com.

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18 Responses to “Didn’t mean to hurt you Oscar!”

  1. Oscar Says:

    Apology accepted.

  2. Oscar Says:

    Oh, and I did not use the iphone to read this blog. I own a Blackberry. I don’t like Steve Jobs, you see.

    And I didn’t read this on my toilet break.

  3. Gasquet Fan Says:

    Disliking Steve Jobs is not permitted. Henceforth you will not be mentioned in this blog, you scum.

  4. karapaampuchi Says:

    Dei Nilu, Your friend GF is doing a Kiruba. He is posting comments himself from a different id. Do something.

  5. Gasquet Fan Says:

    Dei karappa,

    Nilu enna Naattamaya?

  6. Nilu Says:

    Ippo yaru King? atha sollu.

  7. Nilu Says:

    Gasquet Fan,

    Your comments are being marked spam — sign in as author and comment.

  8. Gasquet fan Says:

    Nilu,

    There are a thousand kings. The more important question is, who is the emperor?

    It takes rare courage to show compassion in the face of adversity, like Robert Dee did when he called his parents to inform them of his first set win in 55 tries at Futures level, I am willing to give him the title of the emperor.

    Oscar is merely a pretender. And since he doesn’t carry an iPhone is unworthy of discussion henceforth.

  9. Sriram Says:

    GF, iPhone is the Federer of cell phones. N95 and blackberry are like Gasquet.

  10. Oscar Says:

    Soy Oscar. No tengo ni puta idea que esta diciendo. Gasquet fan es un maricon.

  11. Arun Sundar Says:

    Karapampuchi,
    You are funny.

  12. Gasquet fan Says:

    adha nee sollakoodadhu, naan sollanum.

  13. I Says:

    sriram, iPhone sucks. The blackberry anyday, heh.

  14. kundi Says:

    I’m back

  15. Sriram Says:

    Kundi, that is probably the most profound statement ever in maanga.

  16. Ritwik Says:

    this is surreal.

  17. kundi Says:

    Sriram,

    I know.

  18. Gasquet fan Says:

    Ritwik,

    I shall stop writing the day my popularity reaches Oscar’s levels without you having to remind me. I promise.

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