The Maanga

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States and the Holy Koran.

Insha-allah.

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My fellow country men, Malice and charity have no place in our vocabulary. What was America, has been. We are change itself and thus, what I will change is what Allah wills. With that, I now declare my Presidency as a reflection of the His will. And I shall be His prophet on Earth.

I don’t write too.

Now, Falstaff, write a comment here.

For a long time, I did not know I was. Then, one day, avataram called. Told me, Subbarao reminded him of me.

Remember, ugliness is only skin deep.

It’s so great to hear the hateful opinions of the Lehman Layoffs…

You’re boys playing at being men. Now get in line for a job like the rest of us.

One hopes, in 2020, they discuss the Phillies Effect. Where a candidate loses an election because he offended sports fans in a swing state.

There is that Sadhu type chick being arrested/accused of terrorism. Can someone confirm if she’s actually hot? Or is it the shiny saffron that masks fat?

The curse of the 21st Century is, the number of specializations is roughly equal to the population. 

From The Philosophical Lexicon for 2008,

wittgenstein, v. To enumerate. “Don’t bother to wittgenstein all these pages; the fax machine will do it automatically.”

Long ago, when the anti Christ locked himself up in a Hawaii home to read African-American literature so that he could fit himself in, one should have known. The result.

1937, Las Vegas

President Huey Long today dedicated the Smith Dam to the nation. The dam, located 30 miles southeast from here, will bring to fruition the controversial Colorado River Compact signed in 1922. The project, after long delays that have outlived multiple Presidents, was named after the former President, Al Smith. Originally named Boulder Dam, President Long renamed the project in honor of President Smith. He declared that future generations will recall this era as the foundation of a truly egalitarian America.

The President also praised Al Smith as a symbol of the nation’s turn around from the malice of deregulating Republican maniacs.Invoking the second inaugural address of Abraham Lincoln, and reminding the nation that its only option is change, President Long requested those on America’s right to chage. He also warned, those who refuse to will perish. Meanwhile, there was a mild disruption during the event when a anti-populist tried to raise slogans. Secret Service agents quickly overpowered him and he was later tried for anti American activities.

I warned you.

Don’t attempt satire when the subject of it is such.

And, on that note, why do right wing nuts let such an opportunity pass? Can’t there be a case of hurt sentiments here?,

It also acknowledges the inherent inequalities of the Hindu faith and the fact that it was possible that people might choose to exit that faith.

Since readers have been called Hindutva goons by the Editor-in-Chief, isn’t that in order?

And, isn’t investment scarce in these times? Shouldn’t it be a policy of the nation to replace FDI with missionaries?