The Maanga

Why is it alright for otherwise politically correct people to poke fun of the President of the United States of America?

Wealth, like other segments of the evolutionary construct, is still largely a function of chance.  Not change.

“The Americans always claim they won the war,” she said. “That’s rubbish. We won the war. They only joined in when it was already clear the Germans were going to lose.”

Now, I want to visit Russia more than ever. Please contribute generously to my holiday fund.

A blogger comes with a shelf life. And, when the said blogger’s chosen topic is either humor or shock, that shelf life only becomes shorter. With more serious consequences beyond.

In other words, stop reading.

Varma boy and his ilk may give several reasons which mean nothing.

The real reason is — if one has to make a cost analysis of marriage over a reasonably long period of time, one needs to know how much a woman will cost, for one night; or day. For sex, that is. If you want love, the answer lies in sexuality — not necessarily sex.

The problem with it being illegal is, there is no set price and we can’t have healthy competition decide the rate. Prostitution being illegal, I am sure, is one of the reasons why Hedge Fund Managers make horrendous mistakes and why we have a credit crunch. Greed is, after all, a result of insecurity.

Our Hedge Fund type boys always tell us, it’s much cheaper to have call girls on call than marry. And that, the best option is to lease one’s wife.

I have now figured, what the real problem is. Our Hedge Fund type boys are also Mylapore type boys who get Engels spouting NGO type chicks who wear sleeveless shirts and have armpit hair. More importantly, make sure the spouting is in the language of the original spout.

Basically, women who assume they are either equal to or better than men.

A woman who makes her father pay for her to get fucked is unlikely to spew Communist crap or have armpit hair. Let alone, be of any significant cost.

This is rather obvious. The reason this is being restated is obvious as well. But then, as in cooking, so in blogging. It’s the timing.

A relationship that doesn’t express itself physically isn’t honest[1].

[1] — Restricted to positive relationships.

Ours is a Vedic religion which has many hidden truths. That was implied when one was taught Functions, Limits and Continuity. TRS, after breaking the chalk’s tip, announced, differentiability implies continuity while continuity does not imply differentiability. The kolam, one was told, was an example of an everywhere continuous but nowhere differentiable function. Ashwin Kumar and Sharath nodded. One assumed it must be right. Now Avataram says something. This boy says Avataram must be smart.

Therefore, I will now introduce an author who will describe how grandfathers obsessed with rent make the power of compounding work for their progeny.

The result of any voting process is interesting. For a multitude of reasons — benchmark oneself, understand the least common denominator and many many others that help one live vicariously. The latest process that has caught one’s fancy is the most emailed story in the NY Times. One has started to bet on stories even.

Some clever type boy who is jobless is invited to add a widget on the sidebar which helps the Maanga community play this game.

Somehow, 5000 years of civilization has resulted in this being considered intelligent.

The dollar’s decline already amounts to the biggest default in history, having wiped far more off the value of foreigners’ assets than any emerging market has ever done.

The vigour of emerging economies is good news for the world economy: for its growth, it has much less need of a strong America. The bad news for America is that this, in turn, may mean that the world also has less need of the dollar.

Therefore, Amit Varma and Kiruba. QED.