Archive for the ‘Confession’ Category

Your purse can help

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008
“The Americans always claim they won the war,” she said. “That’s rubbish. We won the war. They only joined in when it was already clear the Germans were going to lose.”

Now, I want to visit Russia more than ever. Please contribute generously to my holiday fund.

State of Indian blogs

Monday, February 25th, 2008

A blogger comes with a shelf life. And, when the said blogger’s chosen topic is either humor or shock, that shelf life only becomes shorter. With more serious consequences beyond.

In other words, stop reading.

Why prostitution must be legal

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Varma boy and his ilk may give several reasons which mean nothing.

The real reason is — if one has to make a cost analysis of marriage over a reasonably long period of time, one needs to know how much a woman will cost, for one night; or day. For sex, that is. If you want love, the answer lies in sexuality — not necessarily sex.

The problem with it being illegal is, there is no set price and we can’t have healthy competition decide the rate. Prostitution being illegal, I am sure, is one of the reasons why Hedge Fund Managers make horrendous mistakes and why we have a credit crunch. Greed is, after all, a result of insecurity.

Bald men have feelings too

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

It’s not enough if you don’t wear denim trousers, kid; you must also stop wearing sleeveless shirts.

PS: A reader (actually, a writer) writes in,

This P.R.E.E.T.I girl is something. Look at this one from last December

Priya- my awesomely fun, beautiful and entirely LOVABLE dido.

Isn’t there a spelling mistake somewhere there?

Weekly avataram lecture,

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Our Hedge Fund type boys always tell us, it’s much cheaper to have call girls on call than marry. And that, the best option is to lease one’s wife.

I have now figured, what the real problem is. Our Hedge Fund type boys are also Mylapore type boys who get Engels spouting NGO type chicks who wear sleeveless shirts and have armpit hair. More importantly, make sure the spouting is in the language of the original spout.

Basically, women who assume they are either equal to or better than men.

A woman who makes her father pay for her to get fucked is unlikely to spew Communist crap or have armpit hair. Let alone, be of any significant cost.

This is rather obvious. The reason this is being restated is obvious as well. But then, as in cooking, so in blogging. It’s the timing.

Agony

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Revered Jagadguru,

I read this and then this. Then, I laughed.

Please tell me what my penance should be.

Mournfully,

Nilu