Archive for the ‘Puke’ Category

We now have a new winner

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
Hawkeye is kind enough to concede that he knows nothing about politics nor he wants to know anything about it. There is nothing wrong about that; there are hundreds of things in which I have no interest whatsoever which I am sure are as interesting to their followers as politics is to me. Perhaps, he is also right that people bore him with all the “gory details”. And yet, when he cites the example of ONE particular student he knew to make statements like ‘’students don’t influence politics” and therefore they only should work, eat and shag, the logic goes haywire.I am very much interested in Cricket. And so are apparently Sabnis and Hawkeye. And yet none of our comments and our rants influence what happens on the cricket field. Not even the most impassioned follower of Indian cricket has any doubt (I hope) that there is anything he can teach Sachin Tendulkar or Rahul Dravid. Yet, does it stop us from spending hours dissecting their every move?

I had somehow missed it. Apologies all round.

Amit Varma was on TV

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Avataram mentioned something about Utopia and Dystopia sometime back. I have now decided, it’s a convenient prism to classify mankind into Others and Maanga.

While the dichotomy is meaningless, its futility cannot be fathomed by those within. QED.

Puke of the Day

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
He was making a speech for posterity, not just for the Democratic Party nomination, and his populist pandering, which lacked the nuance that set the rest of his speech apart, struck a discordant note.

Suddenly, the idiot desi who was seriously arguing why Tommy Bowden should be sacked because he did not even attend a Clemson church, has become reasonable.

About pukes

Friday, March 14th, 2008

It’s not about spite.

Else, the joke is generally on you. Regardless of how idiotic the spitee was.

Gaurav Sabnis explained.

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

No, you idiot.

He meant, the game played with a thirty yard circle isn’t even the same sport.

And the winner is,

Monday, March 10th, 2008

I must say, Barath.

Not because he won it — but mostly because the opponent was Gauravan. Yuck.

Neerarum Kadaludthha…

Monday, March 10th, 2008

This was a bit too boring to read in full. However, I suspect, water-denying bastards have got their due.

I now demand Amit Varma defend someone’s right to free speech.

When Nakkeeran has class

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
The match had a touch of fresh controversy when a claim for caught behind off Michael Hussey was referred to third umpire Bruce Oxenford, who checked replays for an edge as well as to see whether Mahendra Singh Dhoni had caught it. Channel Nine’s Snickometer - which is not conclusive and cannot be used by umpires - indicated there was a nick, and Oxenford ruled Hussey out for 44. It was unclear whether Oxenford had seen the Snicko graphic shown on television as the decision was pending.

A friend said, Australia is a country of motherfuckers and their anthem is motherfuck. I must add, their religion is bad writing. Shivam can probably become a great journalist if he emigrates.

Sitting on a gold mine, etc.

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

Does this Amit boy get paid to make a fool of himself?

And Gasquet Fan, what happened to that widget? I want to use it to have a poll that asks whether Amit has read even one word of this boring document.

Madras’ worst

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
lazygeek.net and kirukkal.com will remain closed for the next week in remembrance of writer sujatha.

Two questions,

  1. Why the fuck would you call someone ‘writer sujatha’?
  2. Given that you are this fucked up, has that wife produced the babies?