“The Americans always claim they won the war,” she said. “That’s rubbish. We won the war. They only joined in when it was already clear the Germans were going to lose.”
Now, I want to visit Russia more than ever. Please contribute generously to my holiday fund.
Varma boy and his ilk may give several reasons which mean nothing.
The real reason is — if one has to make a cost analysis of marriage over a reasonably long period of time, one needs to know how much a woman will cost, for one night; or day. For sex, that is. If you want love, the answer lies in sexuality — not necessarily sex.
The problem with it being illegal is, there is no set price and we can’t have healthy competition decide the rate. Prostitution being illegal, I am sure, is one of the reasons why Hedge Fund Managers make horrendous mistakes and why we have a credit crunch. Greed is, after all, a result of insecurity.
You talk of a curious situation. If you had elaborated on how good she was in bed, perhaps the answers would have come in faster. Let’s suppose, she was indeed good in bed with you - one could assume that this said friend was in a similarly blissful situation. This would enhance your bonding with this said friend. You both know that he’s in a good place, and you both are happy for him.
If on the other hand, the woman was horrendous in bed, you’d have a deeper experience that ties you together. Far holier and insightful than most relationships are. While your penises won’t do the talking, you would be able to interpret every sigh of this friend. Your sense of empathy (I believe you may actually find one if this is the situation.) will grope towards the betterment of humanity in bed. Either way, your friendship with this person is now deeper, peniser and more straight than ever before.
As for being a conduit, I think she is more of an “enabler”. Now, we come to the question of nausea. I suggest you completely obscure the images of him being naked, and focus on the fact that it will be far more easy to spend time with her now. Make best use of her and it.
I suppose there is a reason why the word penis and pensive sound so similar.
PS - I wouldn’t know about etiquette, I live in a nallu-kattu house.