Vicky Cristina Barcelona

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Woody Allen’s new film has a man and three women. By the end of the film, everyone has made love to everyone else. There is a threesome involving Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz as well.

So, is the thinking man’s porn flick finally here? No. There is no sex in the movie, just a lot of talk about it. People keep talking to each other. They catch tourist attractions in Barcelona and Oviedo. They visit beautiful villages. They drink fine wine and have good food.

So, it is a thinking woman’s porn flick. The thinking man need not even fast forward through the flick, as the entire film is a fast forward. It is so bad, I think Soon-Yi wrote the script.

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