Firstly, do not use this format. Secondly, when you put forward an argument to refute someone’s statement, refuting an alternate hypothesis is neither a necessary nor a sufficient condition.
If the intended result was humor, as you had probably anticipated, you were correct in assuming that the conditions are irrelevant. When the actual result is puke, things get difficult.
Since you are competing with this bitch for being the world’s most thenjupona record, I suggest you two get married, have children and basically fuck each other. And spare others. And logic.
 — Before you start using Latin phrases, go watch some porn, masturbate and shut up. Usual disclaimers apply.