Pakistan today was stunned when India fired its boring Foreign Minister, Pranab Mukherjee. The country’s President, Prathiba Patil, will now swear in a team of idiot bloggers from 2003 to head the Ministry.
The Prime Minister’s Office, in a tweet, said India had more than adequate resources to meet self important morons of the Pakistani establishment. “We are fully prepared to defend ourselves from the dumbfuckery of the Pakis. In fact, not just that, we can annihilate them in this — a fitting reply to Mumbai will be when the Muslem motherfuckers blush” said the Prime Minister’s spokesperson, a new recruit herself. She also emphasized, their new Pak philosophy was simple: Words are spoken, not action.