We maintain Tamil modesty by importing Marathi women and stripping them — Fair & Lovely, in case you did not know, is a Tamil funded conspiracy that makes Tamil women ugly and therefore modest. The Dravidian parties understand this — after all, both are headed by people who either scripted or stripped. What is the PMK’s problem? They even seem to have the TVs, as this reply indicates,
Deputy Speaker V.P. Duraisamy had the final say. He told the PMK legislator: “You seem to have seen all these programmes scene by scene.” 
Anyway, I am collecting the free color TV from my ration shop on Jan 10.
 — I know, translation isn’t half as funny. I really pity those who aren’t Tamils. I wonder what life without nakkal will be.